sam chalmersConversation
May 8th 2006 11:00
Need a conversation starter other than “so, how you doin’?” Read on:
1) No-one can lick their own elbow
2) It takes more muscles to frown than smile
3) A man can burn 33 kilojoules by unclasping your bra with two hands, 50 kilojoules with one hand, and 364 kilojoules with his mouth
4) To ensure the survival of lions they have sex at least 100 times a day for about a week to ensure the female is impregnated
5) The longest penis ever measured was a massive 34 centimetres
6) Mistletoe was originally used by Scandinavians as a plant of peace under which enemies could declare a truce and fighting spouses could kiss and make up
7) Scientists have proved that four glasses of wine increases the apparent attractiveness of the opposite sex by 25%
8) The longest car is a 30.5 metre, 26 wheeled limousine with a swimming pool, diving board and king-sized waterbed
Go ahead and give it a try! Impress your sweetheart or that cute lonley-heart at the bar with your wacky mental rollerdex
1) No-one can lick their own elbow
2) It takes more muscles to frown than smile
3) A man can burn 33 kilojoules by unclasping your bra with two hands, 50 kilojoules with one hand, and 364 kilojoules with his mouth
4) To ensure the survival of lions they have sex at least 100 times a day for about a week to ensure the female is impregnated
5) The longest penis ever measured was a massive 34 centimetres
6) Mistletoe was originally used by Scandinavians as a plant of peace under which enemies could declare a truce and fighting spouses could kiss and make up
7) Scientists have proved that four glasses of wine increases the apparent attractiveness of the opposite sex by 25%
8) The longest car is a 30.5 metre, 26 wheeled limousine with a swimming pool, diving board and king-sized waterbed
Go ahead and give it a try! Impress your sweetheart or that cute lonley-heart at the bar with your wacky mental rollerdex
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