Agony Aunt
August 31st 2006 08:12
Consider this. The man or woman of your dreams is about to walk into your life today but you may or may not be there to take the opportunity because you were too busy fumbling for change.
Do you believe in fate? Sliding doors?
Well I believe everything happens for a reason but I am certainly not about to sit on my laurels and let the ‘man of my dreams’ drift on by while I’m sitting at home with my face planted in a bowl of tear soaked soup and two blocks of rich dairy milk chocolate.
So why not stay at home and meet the love of your life?
Welcome to the land of cyber dating. It’s the “new way to meet like minded individuals and spice up your love life” (or so the website says.)
I’m willing to try anything if it means I can still stay in and watch my favourite TV show while perusing the myriad of profiles on offer. And there are about 60,000 people online making the hard sell and probably even hooking up as we speak.
I have come across many single, good looking males and females all searching for that someone special who they are sick of meeting at pubs and clubs in which they have nothing in common with except for the love of beer.
So where am I heading with this? Well I have officially filled in my profile on a dating site, (with a very hot pic mind you, taken about 2 years ago in the height of my skinny spree) with some very witty commentary on my likes and dislikes (‘I like men with crooked teeth and limited baggage’ which I’m hoping they will not take literally.)
So now I throw the line out there and see if I get a bite. This could be fun.
Do you believe in fate? Sliding doors?
Well I believe everything happens for a reason but I am certainly not about to sit on my laurels and let the ‘man of my dreams’ drift on by while I’m sitting at home with my face planted in a bowl of tear soaked soup and two blocks of rich dairy milk chocolate.
So why not stay at home and meet the love of your life?
Welcome to the land of cyber dating. It’s the “new way to meet like minded individuals and spice up your love life” (or so the website says.)
I have come across many single, good looking males and females all searching for that someone special who they are sick of meeting at pubs and clubs in which they have nothing in common with except for the love of beer.
So where am I heading with this? Well I have officially filled in my profile on a dating site, (with a very hot pic mind you, taken about 2 years ago in the height of my skinny spree) with some very witty commentary on my likes and dislikes (‘I like men with crooked teeth and limited baggage’ which I’m hoping they will not take literally.)
So now I throw the line out there and see if I get a bite. This could be fun.
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